I've been Hashing since Sheep Thrills' and Hold Out's Virgin OCHHH Lay in 1989 and have amassed somewhere near 800 total Hashes, with 30 different Hashes, mostly throughout SoCal - Butt I lost track somewhere near 25, so don't quote me on it.

            Orange County Hash House Harriers – OCHHH -My Mother and home hash. Since that fateful day in 1989 I've done somewhere near 500 trails with what I consider the greatest hash in the world.

Long Beach Hash House Harriers - LBH3 – Since 1990 I’ve done about 90 trails (mostly on streets, turning left and turning right) with this group.

San Diego Hash House Harriers – SDH3 – Over the years I’ve hashed with these guys about ten times.

Los Angeles Hash House Harriers – LAH3 – Since they hash on a nite that I work, I’ve only gotten drunk with this hash about three times.

San Francisco Hash House Harriers – SFH3 – Six or seven gay to Flakers weekends gives me about 15 hashes with this group. I've also done a couple of their Anti-Ranger Hashes.

LA PMS Hash – PMS – Probably a dozen or so hashes with these bitches r*nnning on the 28^th.

LA Full MOON Hash - - A couple of dozen here, Hashing under the light of a full moon.

LA New Moon Hash - - Probably ten or so with this Hash until it disbanded.  Marriage sucks, doesn’t it Trusticles?

Foothill Hash House Harriers – FH3 – I’ve probably brought my own beer to drink after Hashing seemingly mostly uphill at this no-frills hash about twenty-five times.

LA Chapter 13 Hash - - Between the 7’s, 11’s and 13’s I’ve been bankrupt and drunk with this Hash more than a hobo.

San Diego North County Hash – NCH3 – Another one that I’ve hit up a couple of times a year for a handful of years.

Leap Year Hash – YLH3 – I attended the last three in   ’92 and ’96, and 2000 (Remember your leap year conventions)- the one in '92 being the inagural.  See you in 2004!   Check socal.hash.org in February of 2004.

White House Hash House Harriers – Got a couple here while on vacation in the fall of  ’93

New Orleans Hash House Harriers – NOH3 – Going to Mardi Gras in ’95 gave me three.    "I’m going back every year!" – Sheep Thrills 1995

Orange County Hump Hash – Hump – Since the inagural hash in March of 1995, I’ve been to nearly every ON ON ON, for a total above a hundred; but have actually done a trail only about thirty times.

Agnews State Hash House Harriers – A San Hoser area hash, I’ve done three or four here.

Silicone Valley Hash House Harriers – Another San Hoser area hash, I’ve done three or four here.

Atlanta Hash House Harriers – AH3 – Due to their adding Hashes during the 1996 Olympics, I was able to pick up four on my trip.

Black Sheep Hash House Harriers – BSH3 – A great day spent here on the ice in 95° Temp / 95% Humidity doing my down-downs during the Olympix

East Bay Hash House Harriers – EBH3 – Half a dozen here while visiting pops

Crack of the Moon Hash House Harriers - - This was an Silicone Valley spinoff, I’m not sure; butt I wrote it down.

Humpin’ Hash - - A north San Diego extremely fun-time group, another couple of dozen or so.

Winers Hash House Harriers – WH3 – A Sonoma county group, I promised Seven Veils that I would show up for their inagural Hash. Stupidly, I drove the 500 miles one way and had a great time.

Bakersfield Hash House Harriers – After stealing a few of their harriettes, I finally returned the favor, and graced this Hash with my presence on a fine 105° August nite. And I've been back a few times while passing thru.

North-South Intercourse - - A combined effort of Northern and Southern California Hashers that goes off Thanksgiving Weekend every two years, I made the ’95,’97 and '99 weekends.  I was going to hare in '99; butt I didn't.

Val Hash - ValH3 - I've mostly hit up their beach parties a handful of times.

Sacramento Hash House Harriers - As part of Hold Out and Welcum Wagon's wedding reheasral dinner, we put together an extra  Sacto Hash thru our state's capitol.

California Larrikins - By going to the Mexican Mardi Gras sponsored by this kennel from Sandy Faggo February 1999 and 2001 I've bagged six here, kinda.

The Bandito Hash - - A relatively new SoCal Hash celebrating Mexican Holidays - I've gotten two here so far.

The Orange County Pick Up Hash - OCPU - A brand new Hash started in February of 2001, I've done a handful of these lotteries.

Iguanas Hash House Harriers - IguanaH3 - I finally made it to an Iguanas weekend when they came to Hermosa Beach in July, 2000.

Get A Life Hash House Harriers – LAH3 – This group of losers Hashes Mondays in the winter in LA. I've done a couple of these.